Knowing full well he was about as lovable as a razor-filled Hitler teddy bear that spat poison
And as desirable as flesh-eating bacteria
I'm not such a bad guy, he lied
Knowing that somewhere in hell, the devil himself feared his arrival
He wasn't always like this, another lie
He had harbored the seed within him since birth
Adding layers of complexity like an exquisitely evil black pearl
Or at least a rotten onion